Find Out what Jesus Would Do!

Found in every atheist survival kit, it’s Answer Me Jesus! Here’s what a satisfied customer had to say about this faith-inspiring novelty:

The bottom really is a Magic 8-Ball. Answers include: “Ye of little faith,” “I forgive you,” “Pray Harder,” “I died for this?” “I still love you,” “I would.”

I was sold even before I realized the 8-Ball part about it.

Want your own? Try here: Answer Me Jesus!


  1. For Hire Media - June 9, 2010

    Find Out what Jesus Would Do!

  2. 420Vice - June 12, 2010

    Answer Me Jesus! A Magic 8-Ball for Atheists #humor #wtf #SU

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