Found in every atheist survival kit, it’s Answer Me Jesus! Here’s what a satisfied customer had to say about this faith-inspiring novelty:
The bottom really is a Magic 8-Ball. Answers include: “Ye of little faith,” “I forgive you,” “Pray Harder,” “I died for this?” “I still love you,” “I would.”
I was sold even before I realized the 8-Ball part about it.
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